Valentines - A Lame Excuse For A Day

This picture explains Valentines Day perfectly. A whole bunch of cheap junk that looks like  it's pieced together from the lost and found and the dollar store. Barf.

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Because that is what a true black eye looks like.

Because everyone will want to eat a pig that butchered itself.

If jam made my eyes look like that I probably wouldn't eat it.

There are so many things wrong with this picture, but worst of all is the ginger.

I'll be there, will you?

I know that feeling.

The Way I See It...Segment 2

They way I see it is if you call a 'schedule' a 'saidule' you must have failed phonics class.

The Way I See It ...Segment 1

The way I see it is if you are going to wear something ugly don't wear clothes at all.